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Michael and I were on our way to a lovely game night at some friends of ours, Charlotte and Jared Nelson, when we saw... what we saw. Michael was parallel parking and my eyes gravitated to the only light in the entire complex that was on. Turns out, their blinds were also open. Oh dear heavens. OH DEAR HEAVENS. They're living in a newlywed complex... you can only imagine what I saw. Their window was RIGHT ON THE STREET. Across from a single housing complex!What do you do at this point? I freaked and kind of flailed my arms and got michael in the mouth with my ring. Then, I needed a witness, so I made Michael look. We just laughed and laughed until I realized that if I was her, I'd be absolutely mortified and probably cry.
So, what did I do? Well, first of course we went to our game night and told Charlotte, Jared, Tiffany, Collin, Lauren, and Josh. Then, of course I had a heart and wrote that poor couple a note! They need to know. For pitty sakes there were teenagers out there looking up in the window! So I said:
Dear 404,
Don't forget to close your blinds. Just a friendly tip :)
Love,
People who don't live here, parked on the street, and saw too much... oops!
Just a day in the life of newlyweds in Provo... too good.